The world is so small....
I hate bartenders.
Brothers, fathers, motherfuckers.
We understand, you're lazy.
Stop trying to find humor in it.
But what else could you do, I guess...

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING POOL.

Fuck this worthless piece of shit whatever.
I don't know why I'm wasting my time
WHY CAN'T I JUST GET SHIT DONE.
Is it because I'm useless,
is it because I'm scared,
is it because there's no shit to ever possibly be done by me.

I'm not going to be famous.
"So why bother?"
"Live big, dream bigger."

Fuck that shit.