"Have faith in me"

Last night I took a bath. Lying in the tub, I pretended to be a soldier at war. I fought the water, causing the whole bathroom soaked. I smashed it and I yelled at it.

Soon I calmed down and looked at myself. My naked body, so light under the physical laws of dihydrogen monoxide. Little bubbles surrounding my skin.

I lay my hair under the surface and I felt it was seagrass surrounding me. I was a mermaid in the deepest ocean. I sang under the water. Oooooh, ooh. Ooh, ooooh...

I then quickly lifted my head up. And I slapped my face back under the surface again and I held my breath for as long as I could, until I felt like my eyes would pop out and my veins would burst.

I died.